Ouch!

Welcome to TLP's OUCH section. TLP does not encourage anyone copying the characters and always advises that its better to come up with your own thing. But, if you really have to, for your own personal pleasure, its your choice.

However please dont make a whole exhibition out of it (like they did in China) or start a shoe company (like they also did in China) or it will be time to send in Kent 'The Norseman' Hensley whose harder than Steven Seagal in that crap film 'Under Sieges'.

Anyway here's a selection of the best fake TLP's seen recently plus a few people who have maybe been a little bit influenced or who have left encouraging critique to TLP pieces etc.

Wednesday 24 September 2007

Barcelona - Another one bites the dust

Ah! The hallowed turf that was Raval, Barcelona. They say its 'Gone Clean' now like Dean Keaton in the Usual Suspects. Say it aint so! Everything has a lifespan and this Lads game is definitely up. And like that......he's gone.

Germany - Alcohol Awareness Poster

Here's a poster snapped in Weeze, Germany, promoting alcohol awareness amongst youth. But, are they aware that after seeing this, all I wanted was a cup of meths...

Russia - Moscow

This was sighted in Russia by a graffiti artist. If they're looking for a fight on Christmas day against Dolph Lundgren, I'm not up for it!

Fake TLP Exhibition - China - Hangzhou

The London Police seem to have an exhibition in HANGZHOU. The Chinese text next to these posters said 'The London Police Exhibition has been extended til June 22nd due to popular demand. Thank you very much for everyone's support. Yes, for those who still want to view this exhibition, come check it out before June 22nd!!'

Probably the most remarkable thing is that TLP has NEVER been to HANGZHOU or wherever the hell it's showing. If anyone passes can you pick me up a few pieces and then pray over them.

My People

www.mypeople.com

Isn't it funny how My People look like...MY people??

Polish DJ Poster

These youngsters look familiar, but I think we've all got a few Polish cousins, haven't we?

Amsterdam Collaboration

This was a collaboration in Amsterdam between me and some geezer I don't know, who obviously came along a bit later brimming with artistic talent. One of my friends seemed to think that he maybe doesn't like The London Police, but where's he got that idea from?

Making Friends in Berlin

Here are some more fans of The London Police leaving a pleasant trail of light-hearted messages next to TLP drawings. My personal favourite was the one around the corner which simply said, "if we see you in Amsterdam, you're dead."